I will read this, and probably rant about how much I dislike it. You may ask why I would read something I know I will dislike, but what few people know is that I'm an optimist. Surprise me, unbeloved author. You've surprised me before, after all, but not exactly in the most pleasing of ways.
You may wonder why I haven't given other books the same chance. Well, those authors knew how to keep their foot out of their mouths. There are also two other things I really love: redemption and vengeance. If I can't have one, I will have the other.